![]() ![]() Liberals take over an organization through the HR and hiring offices, then they hire ONLY other liberals. This is the final state of the diversity hiring everywhere. I don’t believe I have ever actively rooted for something to fail.Īs I’ve said. The video below is from the official Marvel channel on YouTube and features Kibblesmith talking about the creation of this sad nightmare and the individual characters: This Goth has a bad attitude and craves blood. Oh, and there’s a “Goth kid” - Marvel is so relevant to the kids of today! - who was given a dose of the “living vampire” formula and so is a half-vampire. ![]() “Screentime,” who is the internet come to life, a geek “obsessed with memes.” This “character,” and I use the term very loosely, was “exposed to an experimental internet gas” (what?!) and now permanently connected to “the world wide web.”Īn experimental internet gas? What the living fuck is that? But it’s a magic backpack, because teens love backpacks or something. What’s her - I think - power? Well, because we really want to Relate to the Youth, she has a… “magic backpack of divine origin.” Marvel makes all black women lesbians (yeah it’s weird, but they seem to be employing the “Why have a two-fer when you can have a three-fer” rule), so let’s just guess she’ll be gay. Other characters: “Trailblazer,” a healthy-at-any-size obese black teenaged girl. Yes, “SafeSpace” and “Snowflake.” I’m not making those up… They called two characters “SafeSpace” and “Snowflake” to take those words back from the H8rz! You might immediately think, “Oh, SJW Marvel is making fun of SJWism, that’s progress, right?” SJW Marvel Outdoes Itself, Creating an Entire Super-Team of SJW Stereotypes Hat tip to Ace of Spades who has written a lengthy screed about this, in which he describes the characters and their supposed superpowers: I’m assuming Safepace’s power is to incapacitate her enemies with social media mobs and lectures about genderqueer oppression. Marvel has unveiled two “they/them” superheroes - the non-binary Snowflake and Safespace. Marvel Comics Introduces New Non-Binary Superhero Character Snowflake As Part Of Woke New Warriors Line-Up /wzcVlysxlb They are part of Marvel’s “The New Warriors.” /dYr7iW7ZcT I thought this was a parody at first, but Marvel is introducing two social justice characters named Snowflake and Safespace. Marvel knows comics are circling the drain, so they figured they might as well go all in.?♂️ /sFtjYBfcE9 ![]() They even have stereotypical cringey designs. Literally naming heroes in their New Warriors comic, ‘Snowflake’ and ‘Safespace’. Marvel has officially turned into a parody of themselves. When I first saw this, I thought surely it must be a parody. But will they be able to bridge the generation gap?Īnd get this, the characters include twins named Snowflake and Safespace, who, according to the writer, are “psychic-er” than a regular psychic, and whose powers include materializing snowflake-shaped shuriken projectiles and pink forcefields (seriously). offers: Former teen vigilantes Night Thrasher, Firestar, Rage, Speedball, Namorita, and Silhouette step up to impart their wisdom to a batch of promising young kids, teaching them the ins and outs of surviving as a hero in the Marvel Universe. Written by a writer for the Stephen Colbert show (yikes!), Daniel Kibblesmith, with art by Iron Heart (double yikes!) artist Luciano Vecchio, the new New Warriors follows a group of teen superheroes that are mentored by the original New Warriors.Īpparently, what happens is that a law is passed that makes it illegal for there to be teen superheroes unless they have official government assigned mentors (what happened to the point of using costumes to hide one’s identity?). Sure to last all of six issues, Marvel Comics announces the “new” New Warriors, an SJW team of teen superheroes.
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